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 1.
有一天,有一個人進入藥房店,
手伸進他的口袋裡,拿出一個小瓶子和一茶匙。
他倒了一些液體到茶匙,遞給化學家。

   那人問化學家:
  “可不可以你幫我試試這個? 拜託!”

              於是化學家取茶匙,
              把它含在嘴裡在嘴裡漱一漱液體然後吞下它。
              化學家說:"沒什麼,沒有什麼”。

  那人說:
     "
哦,那我就放心了
    “醫生告訴我到這裡來作我的尿液糖分測試!
 



2.
有 一個 貧窮鄉村的牧師   和   他的太太
 
牧師臉色鐵青的
當他面對一張收據是他的太太花了250美元買了的服裝時,
         
 
大聲的責問= 

 
  
           
 
                      
嗯! 嗯!   好冷!!

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原文:
1.

One day a man goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says the man. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
 



2.

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
 
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it!
 
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him!
 Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too!
 
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