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1.
三個醉鬼叫了一輛計乘車。


 

  當他們坐上車後,
  車司機看到他們被這樣醉醺醺的,
於是啟動引擎假裝開車的樣子後並立即關閉,
然後說我們到了。

 
      於是:
第一個乘客.......給他$$$


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第二個人.......說3Q

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第三人
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               .    巴掌







該名的士司機被驚呆了
   因為...他想...應該沒有人會意識到
     車子根本沒開移動




 
於是開車司機問:'為什麼打我"。

那第三位乘客回答"
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               下一次控制你的速度,
              你差點兒要害死我們"















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     2.
上大學的第一天,

院長致辭同學們:
女宿舍限制所有男學生,
"男宿舍限制所有女學生。
任何人被抓住破壞這條規則
第一次將被罰款20美元,
第二次你將被罰款60元。
第三次會罰款180元。這樣有問題嗎?“

 
一個男同學提問
 
一季通行費用多少$?”















 
原文
1.
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
 



 
2.
 
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"


 
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

 
 
 






 
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