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用平底鍋敲打後腦勺

1.

四個高中男生患有"春倦症"早上翹課了。午飯後,他們報告老師說他們早上未到班的理由是因為,有一個輪胎爆胎了。

老師好意協助的笑著說:“好,你們今天錯過了一個測試,於是將座位拆開分散,桌上放一張紙”
 
老師臉上還是笑著,她等待他們坐下後。
然後她說:
“第一個問題:哪個輪胎是漏氣了?”





   2.

一位先生正在看報紙,他的太太走到他身後,用一隻煎鍋敲他的後腦勺
他問:“這又是為什麼?”
 
她說,“我發現了一張紙在你的口袋裡寫著'Betty Sue'
他說,“哎呀,親愛的,還記得上週我去賭馬?'Betty Sue'是我去那裡下注的馬的名字。

”她聳了聳肩,走了。

三天後他正在看報紙,。。。。。

太太走到他身後,
用煎鍋敲他的後腦勺
他問:“這又是為什麼?”
 
她答道:“你的打電話。”







原文

1.
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"



2.
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."

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